Monday, April 26, 2010

Raulederbürste How-to

IRIS - GS SUPERGA 0-2 SUN SEA BEACH .. ..



Superga The leadership of this meeting


Superciuk: 6.5 Square down the umbrella, the sun, is rubbed into the body and lies in the sun, is abruptly interrupted by an irritating opponent's shot ruin your tan, at the end of the match after receiving a kick, scream like a turkey causing coarse laughter throughout the district.

CASPER: 6.5 is played in the morning and under a scorching sun, two conditions that make us fear the worst also because of his white skin and lattacea, gigioneggia instead on the band quite well, hitting 50 balls and head reducing referrals to the sound of the adjacent cavalciavia 4 cyclists.

DANKO: 6.5 Just imagine if a man to 36 years, father of the family must get up at 8 o'clock in the morning, go to a sunny stretch of sand and having to deal with this group of players disguised as bottles . A hero. Since its launch led to another goal.

PSYCO: 6.5 initially seemed an ordinary psychopath, but in a few months has become a waste of humanity is 'a shower with your socks, dries carpets, shoes bother playing with a little body and growths' everywhere, won the cup , considering the immense capacity with which it can fraternize with the team every time avversaria.Pienamente at home on the beach, try to drill the ball with his claws.

NINO: 7 Posted in the field at the last minute because he had already prepared the kennel on the bench, fight like a man possessed by hitting and kicking anything that enters its field of view, even failing to send in the proper network Pandone No one day it happens to everyone.

BAMBA: 5.5 The arrival at the field is really the worst, threatens to cause a dozen accidents in the first time you swallow a couple of goals with class and skill, in the second half and it is hardly served by 'the weeks with the mystery puzzle, "Mario change me"
"Goods can not do?" "No I asked for the change but I can" and so on for 45 minutes, the solution on the number coming soon.

BARBETTA: Resigned to have a partner and department Fat Alcoholic (Saka, hey Apple, Glazier Dickhead)

SAKA: 6.5 enables you to make a good impression for the first 45 minutes, then in the second half spiaggioso the field, the sun beating down (the peak in the sun), the carboy under the head makes it unusable, after an attempt on the band veronica adversary has implored the coach to replace him because he hates to see animals suffer.

LICK: 6.5 should explain that not all areas are suitable for the field that you can dribble and try to jump man without throwing the ball forward and crash into a dead weight on the body of the defender. An adversary avoids a defender and his goal sent into raptures our bench. Small
curiosity, put aside in a jar's the cheese that is formed around the chapel, then reused on pasta or to reduce facial wrinkles.

TONY: 5.5 Bring some 'walking vest, ruzza a little, but you see I prefer to remain unconscious on a sofa all day Sunday, but never a shot or a cross, but, what the fuck will be done on Tuesdays and Wednesday?

Pandone: 7 criticize what you will, but 35 goals in two seasons, but was now devouring a goal as if it were one of her sandwiches, but it marks 2 and if tomorrow fails Mac Donald's in three years would be in the National . Japanese. Sumo.

VITO: 6 Relegated to the bench thanks to the precision and organization of the Swiss company Superga, goes nicely around without documents, but if I had a name with a K go around even with the My X-rays. Step onto the pitch to do some 'dust, there was a need.

PAUL HUNTER: SV now galvanized, comes into play and try a shot from 48 meters to the tip, brave as a former coach of the Superga gifted in a nude beach.

ANUBI: SV E 'the comic interlude of the game, like the clown with the dog after the circus lion tamer and trapeze artist before.
Within minutes his entire repertoire, kick the opponent in the case, stop ghost, passing through the tooth fairy. If there were, we should pay a purpose.

HEY MELA: Boh "New Purchase" and could be abstemious or sober? Needless to dream, drinks more than a manhole, and then comes into staggering like a pendulum, has the eyes of those who discover their parents have sex the first time, hit a step does not feel like it, to kick off a few head-on and sling another flask. A rennet Mojito.

Vetraia SUPERCAZZONE: -1 spaccavetri This sets up a pantomime not to be incredible to play, so instead of taking pictures of shit like melina, or to say openly: "I'd rather stay at home since Saturday evening, I devastated worse of a nymphomaniac sentenced to death ", he invented an excuse in case they appear in words like cut, finger, suture points and ouch. If one with a cut on his finger of the hand can not play football, then lick it with hemorrhoids who should be in an iron lung. Nano
fat and ridiculous.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Dune Buggy Canada Insure

GS SUPERGA - STURGEON 4-4 SAKA .... REVENGE

Romlo posing with the jersey of his new team.



Superciuk: 6 It makes' surprise on the third goal, he did not think that regulation was allowed to pull from there, get a free varga in the face, the next scream unleashed a spat with the peacock-overs, with 2 voices indistinguishable for all of us.


BELLON'S UP: 6 Solita touche which surely increases unnecessarily the ego, a corner and a free-kick in the square of the rides (our fault that we jump less than 2 meters), for the rest of door to walk his face unnecessary for the field, finally replaced in order to give substance to the final forcing.


DANKO: A bit 6 'betrayed by fellow Mandarin on the second goal, she hits a cross sensational second-half tries to explain an offside but the referee decided to give up when he realizes that the referee is sucking elbows to not listen.


SON-CHO: 5.5 difficult game for its perennially precarious physical condition, a week in the transplantation of connective weakens much, you 'find out position on the second goal, nell'intervallo deve arrendersi a una recidiva della cataratta.


ANUBI: 4,75 Media tra il 6,5 del primo tempo e il 3 del secondo. A parte uno svarione era andato abbastanza bene nel primo tempo con due buoni recuperi, nel secondo tempo si dimentica le bestemmie negli spogliatoi e in 15 minuti torna il vecchio cane apprezzato in quel di Gudo. Il tentativo di tiro da 35 mt e dalla fascia sancisce il suo addio al calcio giocato.Era meglio che se ne stava in giro col vespino.



VITO: 6 Passa il primo tempo in ginocchio, come succede a Nino il venerdì notte, le stringhe si slegano ogni 30 secondi avesse avuto i mocassini ora si starebbe parlando another game in the second half once waxed strings can be useful in defense with some good recoveries.


BARBETTA: I think that my friend's blowgun Indians might come in handy ..


Vetraia Cocks: 6.5 first time a little 'subdued (not just him), new shoes purchased at the grain of the corsico respirazione.Nel create some problems later freed from the burden of having a God behind Anubis as its yield rises with a goal of exquisite workmanship and some other good numbers fallacciano azioni.Il his mocking of the sturgeon will be my source of erections for next month.


BAMBA: 5.5 little ball with melted chocolate now devours a goal as a goalkeeper Vito with all that was now relaxed and in REM sleep, evil takes the whistle that started the lock to the network, at this point whether the arbitrator has a companion is the first to door. Choose not to do full-back ahead of time and takes the path of the changing rooms.

TONY: 6.5 difficult to score a goal, it runs very much as usual, battling with Barbie and Zorro on all high balls. The agreement with fellow department comes down to knowing the name and weight, but to share the ball will miss morto.Cosa hell to do on Tuesday?


Pandone: 6.5 Criticatissimo for the week sbagliato qualche goal ma soprattutto per aver sfondato l'ennesima maglia, reagisce in campo con un goal di caparbietà ed un passaggio smarcante per la nostra macropustola. Reclama un rigore nel primo tempo cadendo a terra come quando il veterinario lo vaccina col fucile.

PSYCO: 6 All'andata ne aveva fatte peggio dei maiali (scusa son-cho), oggi riesce a limitare i danni e nonostante il catetere inserito per espellere i calcoli riesce a destreggiarsi abbastanza agevolmente.


PAUL HUNTER:6,5 Entra a partita apparentemente chiusa, ma lotta come un dannato contro gli avversari e contro la caduta dei capelli, spettacolare la gara di twister con il capitano avversario col libo a chiamare i colori.

LICK: 6.5 After the slew of diseases are now beginning the wounds on the face, boils, and compromised pustole.Entra per game and its entrance is a sign of surrender, but there is no reservoir of bacteria and reopen the game with a goal as beautiful as un'emorroide exploded, but useful to causa.Le his movements at times reminiscent of gastric peristalsis after 4 Pandone Big Mac


KNIFE .. HEY APPLE: 6 Log still reeling Friday after a evening that has devastated to the point of making it tasty as the sidro.A sometimes seems that his wife likes to watch while you Strapazzata by a donkey, you will gradually, or there we will do it. After months


This is the report card for me harder to do, I'd rather drink a glass of shit ..


SAKA: 7 must have been critical in Libo week, has been the recent funeral in Cologno Monzese a classmate, but today alas this cluster of cholesterol is incriticabile, good recovery, good jumps and a series Candomblé of anathemas launched into space dressed one of the best games of this lousy bad hobbit cresciuto.30 minutes good game in four years with him are also accessible by an average Pistorius.Disgustoso.

Players on the bench: 8 4 to 1 on the bench feel strongly urging the team was really a stimulus, sometimes this is' the difference.

ROMLO: 2 Considering the fact that the obligation to sign on to the police station is that it is homeless, her snobbish attitude is totally unacceptable, does not appear to match the training they do it 'feeling, they were open the transfers would take personally tronista Ferrera together with the other and that bugger a curbstone.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Measles Symptoms In A 8 Month Old Baby]

OSG - SUPERGA 1-1 To Kill a Mockingbird

Pandone LICK
Find the 7 small differences


Superciuk: 6.5 Since I do not know 'sample basis and that the only rhyme that comes is the Heart - Love, with the ski lifts closed there worthy of his presence alcoholic, incerottato Tutankhamun as does his homework, bravo on a tricky free-kick for his joints.

CASPER Sgabellone: \u200b\u200b5 Its already reduced mental capacity, are reduced to virtually zero in the morning matches, after sparacchiato balls at random throughout abbiategrasso sits on the bench and break the balls with all his customary sympathy , say by the now famous phrase at Libo: "If an ca 'To come to a mo' to whom the pious psa in you 'bal."


DANKO: 6.5 With Casper right in front of Saka, Alcoolmen and Psycho left behind all thought to be the first time in a kind of reality, when he realizes that this is the harsh reality is put a good pace and apart from a couple of indecision performs its task properly, caregiver psycho.


PSYCO: 6 week of fun, went to study the chemical composition of all forms of calculation that the human species knows, exchange opinions and views with a contemporary expert, Libo, but its production continues calculations undeterred, his game is what you imagine might make a crab with colic.


NINO: 5 It 's the companion Sgabellone cheatsheet, white, smooth, soft and bolso, playing in the morning for him to be even worse than his experience deflorazione.Credo or not to deprive ourselves democratically mozzarella in a lot of twins in the morning.


ROMLO: 6.5 steals a captain's armband and proud around the door to the camp, begging on the band with which balls once he is produced in poor outcome acrobatic numbers. Fa 'annoy the referee giving him a flea in the ear of his wife on the actual commitment to the morning mass, with subsequent expulsion of our nervous Mister.


SAKA: 4.5 to Favorite Superga Godio in midfield, after begging for a whole week starting spot, to be 'largely because all its detractors, that is tutti.Una cow with shoes, is' a piece of lawn stretches playing does not take anything, replaced by despair, he has a social function, who sees it thinks, if he plays He can do anyone.


Vetraia Cocks: 6 Following in the footsteps of his fellow ward and saw what was quartered not find it difficult to do in the second half, relieved of some weight and without a rock in the side can create a bit 'of football and make himself useful, by a head of its launch could be born a new life, we thought the panda to have an abortion.


VITO: 5 Back from a dinner that month fa'gli era costata 2 denti, dimostra che sbagliando non si impara un cazzo, presentandosi al campo in condizioni pietose. Corre come sempre come un pazzo,ma non sa' perchè.


TONY:6 Senza guanti e pantaloncini imbottiti è un po' in difficoltà, lotta comunque al suo solito sfiorando il goal in un paio di occasioni, non dialoga mai col compagno di reparto che parla la lingua mac incomprensibile per la maggior parte del genere umano.


PANDONE:6,5 Divora voracemente goal e palloni, tenta uno dei suoi soliti pallonetti, l'ultima volta che gli è nè riuscito uno pesava meno di 2 quintali.All'improvviso però ,quando tutti erano ormai sotto the shower making out hard, its a reverse shows the result in a draw in the general astonishment, the crash to the ground next year gives the public free of oil abbiatense.


PAUL HUNTER: 6 Sottospirito worse than a cherry, can not find the field by chance, thrown into the fray is in the goals jostle like a damn all I can focus.


Sonco: 6 easy to get to the place of Nino (or Casper) because the insured is a good figure (even if you're a corpse), he does his part 'what is asked and nothing more.


HEY MELA: SV Sign in to replace Saka, the physical characteristics are the same, apart from two fantastic emerald eyes ... can not remember anything about him, anonymously as a night watchman has yet to enter the complex workings of the team ... if they existed.



LICK: End the letter S SV his marathon of rare and absurd, after testicular elephantiasis, leprosy, Parkinson's, the Plague and the Scobie decides it's time to say enough, what drags 'that remains of him (too) at the camp and peace to all those who have inhaled.


sick dog: 6 Waking up early in the morning on Sunday and sit to watch an exhibition of un'ecoplasma is talkative Stoic, he entered his garage and helps to balance, dear Casper does not even need more than that, go piss in a rugby team who are always looking for someone Touche and mixtures

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Bluprint For A Bmx Half Pipe

THE ARK - GS SUPERGA 3-5 Game Set MATCH.

Hey apple is training to do blowjobs


BUFFON TONY (EX VIERI): 7.5 A goalkeeper born. Team at the service of his innate qualities that led him to keep the door in any situation without blemish.
4 parades decisive, a set of outputs clean and a penalty save, which fortunately arrived in time gloves Libo, from Lourdes.

Sgabellone CASPER: 4 E 'as the cuckold who is not aware of being (and not just a metaphor). It remains a mystery to me through which roads we've got to play football. Can not carry a step in a field as large as Linate, in any position to be shot he takes at random. And 'only useful with your hands, but unfortunately we can not put it in the field only for remittances. Ball and chain is a hope for the always on the opposing team.

DANKO: 6.5 has to mark 2 points that together weigh as much as a Golf, but comes out the winner, in the first half to the ground to shave 2 times the half-toe whistling merrily attacking Baptists. In the second half invented the defense VOICE, leading to wrong opponent with an exterior style muezzin cry.

BAMBA: 6.5 Having just been a bad Sunday, followed by some gambling debts to loan sharks contracts, threatened with death by dozens of men scattered around the Lomellina and surrounding areas, this little man with chocolate juggles well in a role not his own, brought in midfield even managed to send in a door that Vito, marks the next penalty with a coolness of a poker player. (Or used to hide in a hurry to return to the landlord).

ANUBI: 6 The size of the field earned him un'agorafobia devastating. His party is a land of conquest for anyone who has the temerity to venture. At the end of every action you see with the face of a lamb that has learned the holidays human. The parade tony rigor and the next goal of its exterior catches him by surprise when the train is about to do with a language of Menelik in his mouth.

VITO: 6.5 Fresh from festival Lama in that of Vigevano, shows the style of all time, the bitter battle with the attacking wing, all speed and feet marmo.Inventa creative techniques to wrong goal, which was launched in the door, stop right paleggio dribble the ball on the left and of course lost ball.

Vetraia Cocks: 6.5 struggled a bit 'at the beginning to find position, then takes measurements and creates the usual whirl of heels fake tips, Rabone veronica-style percussion Venezia.Maestro in absolute in the sense that when you hand ball and chain 'always worse than beating a drum, but not falls even to shoot him, so every individual taking wood that is unleashed.

BARBETTA: Excited for the upcoming Way of the Cross with the Rev. Marilyn Manson and his neo-friend "Hey Apple."

ROMLO: 7 Score a goal easy getting a ball only to be pushed, in the titanic enterprise fails to score his illustrious Somaria Sgabellone Casper, completed its task as a vague Romlo looking for field plots of land where to settle with his caravan.

LICK: 6.5 Score a goal after which nearly all were abandoning the field shaking his head furiously to hold back by the referee, after which we remember him only gasps spitting, coughing and various crap, leprosy, fever combined with the physical and undermine the spirit, the fear will be his first memorial

Pandone: 6.5 frustrated by the price of flour comes into play aggressive and bad jostle everything that comes within range, marking the opponent's goal burying the stopper in the hole that now lies within the penalty area.

SON-CHO: 6.5 maimed onto the pitch after the amputation of a toe run from a sow's, went to the center of the defense "Elmet and fusil spas and who not." E 'useful as an erection on the set of a porn film.

PAUL HUNTER: SV comes to camp with the big hair as Beyonce, comes into play with fishnet stockings, a corset and a thong to scream, I do not remember if he managed to touch balls.

EHI APPLE: 6 Enter the arena and try to make a contribution, he can also a step (which in Sgabellone failed in 95 minutes) is bello liscio tondo e chiaro, una renetta.

SAKA: 6 Entra e si produce subito in una percussione che ci fa' temere per le sue coronarie e anche per il suo fegato. Era da tempo che non lo si vedeva in campo e nessuno di noi ne sentiva la mancanza, a parte per una sua perla: "Se segnava anche Gabry oggi era la ciliegina sulla torta".



Ultim'ora: Grazie ad una misteriosa acqua miracolosa Mc Dj Shant hope into god è' riuscito a riprendersi dal brutto infortunio e partecipare alla kermessa canora presso La Locanda di Pogliano Milanese, titolo della canzone:
"Libo caro,vecchio and crazy, I'm around to have broken the fuck ."... peace.